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god:

celsisus:

When ur hair won’t listen to you and its a mess and ur just like ???? I grew you myself??? I gave you life and this is how you repay me??

sounds familiar

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phocookie:

my right thigh is slowly being cooked by my laptop.

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phocookie:

If you promote yourself under someone’s post, kill yourself.

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You’re not fat. You’re just so sexy it overflows.

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  • Friend: World's going to end soon.
  • Me: My ramen doesn't expire until 2015 nigga.

phocookie:

I’m the author of my life. Unfortunately, it’s in pen so I can’t erase my mistakes.

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phocookie:

zachafalse:

mothergothell:

recoveringheroinaddict:

People who understand you have a busy life and will patiently wait for replies (◕‿◕✿)

People who understand you’re a lazy ass piece of shit and will patiently wait for replies (◕‿◕✿)

People who understand you have a terrible tendency to get distracted and will patiently wait for replies (◕‿◕✿)

People who understand you never even planned to reply back but will patiently wait for replies (◕‿◕✿)

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phocookie:

Need to vent?

click here

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phocookie:

Petition to bring back unlimited post limit.

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phocookie:

I think I’m the only one who keeps a diary in their drafts on tumblr. If I get hacked and it all gets posted I’m going to die.

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